Monday, June 7, 2010

Easy as one two three

Many security professionals fail to realize that I am the reason for security. While Webster, Wikipedia and other faulty publishers refuse to correct the definition of security to reflect my name, I am here to enlighten the world on security with my newly improved algorithm to secure the world.






While my calculations surprise me not any more, they should surprise another wanna be PhD named Thor who surely despises me for being smarter than him. So smart in fact, I will be willing to place money in escrow on a bet. Currently I am teaching Michio Kaku and Steven Hawking so betting will begin after I finish mopping up Einstein's Theory of Everything. After all, God doesn't roll dice, he gets certified